crescenthana:

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       “Chuami? Why are you calling from such an odd number? Please… tell me you don’t need gil for bail again…”

“Okay, hear me out – there were these mimes, and then I ran into some guy dressed as a hot dog and he was like man, I totally got stood up, so, long story short, I went to a stranger’s fancy dress party in my underwear because I didn’t have a costume so I went as Candace Swanepoel’s hotter sister and it wasn’t til I woke up in the hot tub that I realised I’m like… thirty miles away with no purse.

… Come pick me up?”

tipsybartender:

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Over ice in a shaker:
1 oz (30 ml) Peach Ciroc
1 oz ( 30 ml) Malibu
½ oz (15 ml) Hendricks Gin
½ oz (15 ml) Grenadine
1 oz (30 ml) Cranberry Juice
Splash of Blue Curaçao
Shake
Add 1 oz (30 ml) Pineapple Juice, stir.
Pour over glass filled with crushed ice.
Top with pomegranates & mint.

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