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     “… Is it not custom to wear such garments? Among women, I imagine the patterns differ, but…”

His pause hangs in the air.

     “You would leave such an area exposed?”

“You imagine the patterns differ?”

“Like, you’re not sure? … So… how exactly did you and mom… you know… I mean… did you know that’s what you were doing?”

✖ vydran’s googly eyes @ rikku ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Send me a and a topic of your choice to overhear a conversation between mun and muse on that subject.

Chu: That’s sick.

Mun: What’s sick?

C: That is, that is so gross. I’m all for old red getting back on the horse, if y’know what I mean, but hot damn at least pick one that’s old enough to ride.

M: … Wow.

C: … That sounded way more poetic in my head. Shut up. 

M: Rikku’s as old as you now, though.

C: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT SEEM LESS WRONG–

✖ vydran’s googly eyes @ rikku ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)