“Chuami? Why are you calling from such an odd number? Please… tell me you don’t need gil for bail again…”
“Okay, hear me out – there were these mimes, and then I ran into some guy dressed as a hot dog and he was like man, I totally got stood up, so, long story short, I went to a stranger’s fancy dress party in my underwear because I didn’t have a costume so I went as Candace Swanepoel’s hotter sister and it wasn’t til I woke up in the hot tub that I realised I’m like… thirty miles away with no purse.
sovereignarchive 