js I’m gonna push you into the calm lands gorge I know who you are and I know where you…r muse livesNote: this is not in any relation to personifiedsin’s seymour, PLS PEOPLE
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
- who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Seymour, he released them from their suffering. I’m totally kidding, Chu did it, and once they were comfortable enough with each other, she would make jokes like that
- who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: I can’t see these two having a pet. This would be some emotionally draining, intense thing. I just can’t see them being domestic enough for pets.
- who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Chu would post videos of herself doing shit that embarrassed Seymour
like idk a 00:04 video of her in awe of his nail polish collection - who breaks the most phones: Chu. Still throwin’ em. This is why she does phone meetings. She’d punch them if she had to listen to their downward haggling in person.
- who dies first: Neither. These two would be a force of nature. Til one of them lost it, most likely. If it were Chu, Seymour would follow along in the blind hope she’d recover, but he wouldn’t be disturbed by any resulting devastation. If it were Seymour, they’d end up falling apart and hunting each other, because Chu isn’t a saint, but she won’t watch someone destroy the world her “father” died to protect
even if that was, in turn, for someone else - which one I could see as being lactose intollerant:
both of them like [bitch please, death couldn’t claim me and you think dairy is gonna go hard enough?] - who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Seymour thinks he’s really good at solving Spira’s problems and he just isn’t, he kind of sucks, actually, he kind of just leaves a trail of death and despair. But hey ho, you keep on trying til you run out of cake.
- who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Seymour has more chill, so Chu.
- who uses the computer most: Chu if I had to pick one, but neither much.
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